Over the past 25 years, I’ve worked with SQL Server in all kinds of environments: startups, mid-size companies, and global enterprises. And no matter the industry or infrastructure, one thing is always true:
When SQL Server slows down, everything slows down!
Reports take forever. Blocking brings processes to a halt. Deadlocks frustrate both users and developers. The CPU is maxed out, I/O is saturated – and nobody really knows why. This is when I usually get the call: “Klaus, we’ve got a problem. Can you take a look?”
The Real Problem: Too much delay, not enough clarity
What frustrates people the most isn’t just the performance issue – it’s the lack of speed and structure in solving it.
- Traditional consulting projects take too long to start.
- Internal teams are overwhelmed and too close to the problem.
- Most advice is generic, not actionable.
And the worst part? You still get the invoice – even if nothing improves. That’s why I created something different.
The SQL Rescue Sprint – Fast, Focused, and Guaranteed
The SQL Rescue Sprint is a 48-hour emergency response for SQL Server performance issues.
Here’s how it works:
- You give me access. Remotely and securely.
- I investigate. Execution plans, waits, CPU pressure, indexes, query behavior.
- I optimize. The most critical queries and indexes get fixed immediately.
- You get a written action plan. With everything documented and explained.
And here’s the best part:
If you don’t see a measurable performance improvement – you don’t pay.
It’s a risk-free, result-driven solution.
Who is this for?
The SQL Rescue Sprint is ideal for:
- Teams with urgent SQL Server issues and no time to lose
- SaaS companies with production load and unhappy users
- DevOps teams preparing for audits, launches or migrations
- IT managers who just want their database to run smoothly again
Whether your environment is on-prem, virtualized or in the cloud – I’ve seen it, I’ve fixed it.
What makes this different?
There are plenty of SQL Server consultants. But the SQL Rescue Sprint is not “just consulting.” It’s:
- 💡 Fast – 48 hours to clarity and action
- 🧠 Expert-led – personally done by me (no junior delegation)
- 📦 All-in – fixed price, no surprises
- 🛡️ Guaranteed – you only pay if there’s improvement
Ready to rescue your SQL Server?
🔗 Learn more and request your slot here: https://www.sql-rescue.com
Or email me directly: klaus DOT aschenbrenner AT sqlpassion DOT at
No risk. Just results.
-Klaus
